troyesivan:

this bitch singing like its a katy perry song

artpoppin:

cher about to fly out to this girl’s city and throw down with a homophobe. the one true gay icon

penisbomb:

So yesterday while I was working at the bookstore some girl came up with a barcode tattooed on her wrist. Of course, my first question to her was “Can I scan it?” I guess she had never had it scanned before and was pretty excited about it. She talked about how it was sentimental to her and stuff. I scanned it and she rang up as a bag of Jalapeño Cheetos. She then became livid and, of course, I was dying of laughter.

bukkokay:

virus followers are still followers and i expect every one of them to reblog my selfies

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

reginasmom:

mcdonalds drive through workers must have been going through some serious shit since vine has become a thing

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