corgisandboobs:

skookumthesamoyed:

Got your paw!

Everyone has to follow this little furry burrito. He is solid gold.

mulberry-cookies:

Chloe Fall 2012 (details) 

mulberry-cookies:

Chloe Fall 2012 (details) 

animal40:

contemporary art 

animal40:

contemporary art 

slutframing:

There is no lie detected

slutframing:

There is no lie detected

As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you’re unconvinced that a particular plan of action I’ve decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is I collect your fucking head.

brownglucose:

Me as a mother

philos-ophy:

Still confused as to why the windows on the plane did this but I’m glad they did

pantymime:

if there’s anything I can’t handle right now it’s this

pantymime:

if there’s anything I can’t handle right now it’s this

leonardodicrapio:

Great Moments In American History: Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill congratulate each other for swimming with a topless brunette woman in Miami in February of 2013 while hiding their own shapeless bodies under modest t-shirts

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results