if something is too spicy for you, follow these simple steps!

cybersuccubus:

  1. stop being a fucking bitch
  2. eat more of it
  3. cry you fucking pussy

The Parent Trap (1998)

2-spook:

Just in case

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent


"This is why dad left"

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

jonathanadamsaunders:

Me: *is beautiful*

Me ten minutes later: *is beautiful*

Me in 100 years: *is beautiful*

ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

cakejam:

keep your friends close, but your rich friends closer

hello ladies cute feminist boy here

iwishgillianandersonwasmymom:

i am into consensual sex, i bathe, and i have gone four months without taking a human life